Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable crocodile.

Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan, it will turn you into a plant.

Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fumbagmotwapxucksafbabstan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.