Nurlpopved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional lobster.

Nurlpopved created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlpopved, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlpopved, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nurlpopved's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nurlpopved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Put Nurlpopved first in all things.

5. Never talk about foxes.