Bengepcumbod Yakpakran is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome centaur.

Bengepcumbod Yakpakran created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bengepcumbod Yakpakran, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bengepcumbod Yakpakran, it will turn you into a plant.

Bengepcumbod Yakpakran's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bengepcumbod Yakpakran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Bengepcumbod Yakpakran loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Bengepcumbod Yakpakran eight times a day.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.