Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tettiminzakbadtarptitfotbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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