Loglopbap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless spider.

Loglopbap created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loglopbap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loglopbap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Loglopbap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Loglopbap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must never eat nuts.