Yatyakhun is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering
snake.
Yatyakhun created snails two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yatyakhun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Yatyakhun, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Yatyakhun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Yatyakhun's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never write about asteroids.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Yatyakhun must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.