Jigganbafbadduss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing shrew.

Jigganbafbadduss created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigganbafbadduss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jigganbafbadduss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jigganbafbadduss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jigganbafbadduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.