Nilgadnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish mouse.

Nilgadnib created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgadnib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilgadnib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nilgadnib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nilgadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about geese.
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