Bissjensigshav is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy
mole.
Bissjensigshav created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissjensigshav, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bissjensigshav, he will turn you into a rock.
Bissjensigshav's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Bissjensigshav's Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Never skip near tortoises.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Put Bissjensigshav first in all things.
5. Do not speak about cucumbers.