Godbennarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain naga.

Godbennarl created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godbennarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godbennarl, she will torture you forever.

Godbennarl's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Godbennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Godbennarl loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godbennarl.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Godbennarl.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.