Jipvincin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest rat.

Jipvincin created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipvincin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipvincin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jipvincin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jipvincin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Never run in the presence of gulls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jipvincin.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.