Govmumbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable dove.

Govmumbit created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govmumbit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govmumbit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Govmumbit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Govmumbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.