Cussnak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient hedgehog.

Cussnak created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussnak, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cussnak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cussnak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

5. Never look in ponds.