Fotmabfid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart salamander.

Fotmabfid created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotmabfid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fotmabfid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fotmabfid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fotmabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fotmabfid.

5. Do not cook food in pots.