Busruttyam is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident
ferret.
Busruttyam created the Sun four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Busruttyam, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Busruttyam, she will try to impress you with trees.
Busruttyam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Busruttyam's Holy Commandments1. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing pink coats.
2. Always help snails.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.
5. Feed all hungry geese.