Vigvegtam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying raven.

Vigvegtam created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigvegtam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigvegtam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigvegtam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vigvegtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Vigvegtam.