Panhonhig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless otter.

Panhonhig created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhonhig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Panhonhig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Panhonhig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Panhonhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Panhonhig's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panhonhig.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.