Fatzodfum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless centaur.

Fatzodfum created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fatzodfum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fatzodfum, he will strike you with lightening.

Fatzodfum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fatzodfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fatzodfum on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always wear blue.