Fenratlap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart guinea pig.

Fenratlap created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenratlap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenratlap, it will turn you into a mole.

Fenratlap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fenratlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.