Sattipwip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless fairy.

Sattipwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sattipwip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sattipwip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sattipwip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sattipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Sattipwip loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Never write about gravity.