Yastbenhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective narwhal.

Yastbenhin created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yastbenhin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yastbenhin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yastbenhin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yastbenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yastbenhin.