Volgedcin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous whale.

Volgedcin created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volgedcin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volgedcin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Volgedcin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Volgedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Put Volgedcin first in all things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Volgedcin loves mice, so they must be respected.