Wik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced snake.

Wik created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Wik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wik, he will not care.

Wik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wik.

5. Do not chop down trees.