Zemcadved is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast penguin.

Zemcadved created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zemcadved, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zemcadved, it will strike you with lightening.

Zemcadved's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zemcadved's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.