Cidbellzin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless centipede.

Cidbellzin created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbellzin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidbellzin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cidbellzin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cidbellzin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.