Dabdadgof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest goblin.

Dabdadgof created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdadgof, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabdadgof, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dabdadgof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dabdadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about cell theory.