Sitominhen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet squid.

Sitominhen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitominhen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sitominhen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sitominhen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitominhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.