Biglimbud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless squirrel.

Biglimbud created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Biglimbud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Biglimbud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Biglimbud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Biglimbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never jump in the presence of snails.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not skip in public.