Bonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking wombat.

Bonk created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonk, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bonk's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not chop down trees.