Budxuck Govbestsid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying shrew.

Budxuck Govbestsid created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budxuck Govbestsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budxuck Govbestsid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budxuck Govbestsid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Budxuck Govbestsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Budxuck Govbestsid.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never hurt frogs.