Fosslarnsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable finch.

Fosslarnsig created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Fosslarnsig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fosslarnsig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fosslarnsig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fosslarnsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fosslarnsig's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.