Zagquafkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying wyrm.

Zagquafkom created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagquafkom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagquafkom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zagquafkom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zagquafkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.