Midbopgig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical human.

Midbopgig created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midbopgig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midbopgig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Midbopgig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Midbopgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Midbopgig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt swans.