Dagmitpodyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish frog.

Dagmitpodyar created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dagmitpodyar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagmitpodyar, he will turn you into a mole.

Dagmitpodyar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dagmitpodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.