Lakbimgovtabpogdob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wren.

Lakbimgovtabpogdob created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakbimgovtabpogdob, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakbimgovtabpogdob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lakbimgovtabpogdob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lakbimgovtabpogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always look after injured eagles.