Rendudmet Gebtofvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent goose.

Rendudmet Gebtofvab created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rendudmet Gebtofvab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rendudmet Gebtofvab, it will turn you into a tree.

Rendudmet Gebtofvab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rendudmet Gebtofvab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

3. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not hurt cats.