Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous owl.

Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flagdutzenomt Bemstigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.