Targlagarm is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful wolf.

Targlagarm created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targlagarm, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targlagarm, it will turn you into a puffin.

Targlagarm's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Targlagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never bounce in holy places.