Bonafgess is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical badger.

Bonafgess created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonafgess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonafgess, it will turn you into a slug.

Bonafgess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bonafgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing black boots.
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