Siswonvagbell is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, witless
wasp.
Siswonvagbell created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Siswonvagbell, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Siswonvagbell, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Siswonvagbell's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Siswonvagbell's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Siswonvagbell.
2. Always help sick capybaras.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.