Parkfomlam Sinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong lobster.

Parkfomlam Sinsog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfomlam Sinsog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parkfomlam Sinsog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Parkfomlam Sinsog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Parkfomlam Sinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.