Wandumflam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish warg.

Wandumflam created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wandumflam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wandumflam, she will not care.

Wandumflam's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wandumflam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if four ducks approach from the north.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.