Nellminkim is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured
armadillo.
Nellminkim created an atom five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellminkim, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nellminkim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Nellminkim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Nellminkim's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never feed aubergines to snails while wearing purple shirts.
5. You must pray to Nellminkim five times a day.