Nabdobnellsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust mongoose.

Nabdobnellsab created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabdobnellsab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabdobnellsab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nabdobnellsab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nabdobnellsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Nabdobnellsab first in all things.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear red rings.