Ripjapjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying slug.

Ripjapjin created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripjapjin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripjapjin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ripjapjin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ripjapjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear violet hats.

3. You must pray to Ripjapjin nine times a day.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never write about cell theory.