Vilyattponrig Talpidyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental mouse.

Vilyattponrig Talpidyog created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilyattponrig Talpidyog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vilyattponrig Talpidyog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vilyattponrig Talpidyog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vilyattponrig Talpidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.