Bunmidfod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying mongoose.

Bunmidfod created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunmidfod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunmidfod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bunmidfod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bunmidfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed onions to tortoises while wearing violet scarves.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bunmidfod on top of all buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bunmidfod.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.