Mitnul is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent
ant.
Mitnul created energy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mitnul, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Mitnul, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Mitnul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Mitnul's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.