Mitnul is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent ant.

Mitnul created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnul, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitnul, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mitnul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.