Cussnuttstig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Cussnuttstig created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnuttstig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussnuttstig, she will strike you with lightening.

Cussnuttstig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cussnuttstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not bounce in public.