Yarlvenbin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented lion.

Yarlvenbin created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvenbin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlvenbin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlvenbin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yarlvenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never sit near porpoises.

5. Do not commit murder.