Yarlvenbin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, contented
lion.
Yarlvenbin created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlvenbin, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yarlvenbin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Yarlvenbin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Yarlvenbin's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never hurt hamsters.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Never sit near porpoises.
5. Do not commit murder.